Welcome back to my Special English. Today, listen to the "Italian" English, a way to help you improve listening.
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The Script:
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She says "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She says to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawa*****". I do not even know this lady and she calls me a sonnawa*****!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork." and she tells me ,"everyone wanna ****." I tell her, "you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table." She says," You better not **** on the table you sonnawa*****."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." He tells me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawa*****."
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!
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